For some reason this got up my nose and I've been unable to "get past it".
I'm not big on tradition. I understand that most tradition originally stems from a codification of rules, techniques or caveats that made sense at some point (and sometimes still do). But tradition for tradition's sake makes me see red. I spent most of my first month in Europe (on a school tour) arguing with my guidance counsellor about this. But I digress.
But recent events have taken even this lunacy to new heights, indeed to a level only before reached by eagles doing shrooms, or vice versa.
Friends recently got engaged. Well, no, actually, they got engaged today, but it's been in the works for, in truth I don't know how long, but it sure feels like fucking eternity.
This is how the insanity progressed. First, they came to a point of mutual agreement on the subject of marriage: yes indeed marriage it was. So they agreed to get engaged. Apparently willingness and reaching mutual agreement are necessary but not sufficient conditions to call yourself engaged. No, a ring is required. Fair enough. So they set out to find one because, control being as important as it is, there was no way he could be entrusted to choose one. Having found a ring he was now instructed by she that he was to "surprise" her with a proposal. However, the anticipation proved too much and she spent most of the intervening days (weeks? months? I've lost track) trying to determine when he was going to "pop the question".
And she's not without her skills so today was in fact no surprise at all. But, they informed us today, their nerves nearly didn't stand up to the anxiety today brought.
So now begins the long haul to the altar, with all of the fretting about who to invite and how much money to throw at the event. I think I'm going to be sick.
Or kill someone.